{holy shit}

I know. I swore. In the post title. My mother in law is gasping in horror. I'm sorry.

But if there ever were an occasion for the phrase "holy shit" {and if you've ever attended a Gallagher Christmas Eve dinner you know there are many} then this is The Appropriate Use of The Phrase.

My mom wears a miraculous medal of the Blessed Virgin Mary.

Connor ate it.

Now you'll have to excuse me while I go sift through the holy roller's poop looking for the Mother of God.